What is this?
- Once a week, I will pick one submission and draw the
unlucky winner as a hideous freak.
- The result will be posted on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.
- The winner will also receive an email with a super high resolution version they can print or do whatever with. Potential uses include:
- Replace your face in beloved family photos.
- Staple it to a pillow to combat nighttime loneliness.
- Put it on a sign in your front yard to scare off animals and small children.
Why are you doing it?
- I have been receiving a ton of requests for roasts. People apparently hate feeling good about themselves.
- Unfortunately, I can’t get to them all.
- I’m not interested in charging money for the drawings.
- And the secret selfish reason: My website is new and I’m hoping this will help spread the word.
How can I get roasted?
- Fill out the information below.
- Pray to all the gods, old and new.
- Keep an eye on my social sites and your email to see if your self-esteem has been crushed.